Just like I like a man with spots.
Category: Silly Stuff
Stella is a girl we all know but rarely meet in fiction – seventeen, smart, attractive and deeply alienated.
Where is this fiction the blurb writer is talking about, and where can I find some of it? Or is it the “smart” part that makes Stella different from your usual attractive, deeply alienated seventeen-year-old?
He’s so hot, suns go nova when he walks by
More Photoshop horror
Author: Yay! I’ve signed with a real honest-to-goodness publisher! No self-publication for me!
Editor: Here’s the cover we’re giving your book.
Author: Oh-h-h. Um.
Designer: I just got a new clipart collection I wanted to try out! Isn’t the parrot-tombstone symmetry dandy?
Author madly investigates self-publication options.
In the same stack #2
Is there any?
The moment he realized
Because the preferred attire for fighting giant lizards….
Cheese factor high
It’s not so much the cover, which is typical of the era, but the content of the book itself:
- Each book a complete story based on actual scripts
- Look for the next book in the Days of Our Lives continuing series“My only crime was that I trusted my family,” Mickey explained to the jury. “Realizing that the people I loved betrayed me, I bought a gun. I wanted to kill everyone who had lied to me.” And I still could! he added silently.