Category: Silly Stuff

It’s safe to say that there are certain trends in book titles. None, we feel, is more overdone than what we call the “Wife Books.”

First, there are the Something Wives….

The Numbered Wives….

The Somebody’s Wife….

And not to forget….

Aaaand….

…she really is blue.

If it said “learn with native speakers” I would be concerned, because she’s clearly from the Pleiades, not the Netherlands.

…the less sense it makes. Isn’t that his right hand? …So where’s the rest of his body?

is here at Better Book Titles. I am laughing like a ninny.

You could start with the Top Ten List.

Okay, so that’s a flamethrower.

And that’s a…..bag made out of a Santa costume.

And that’s a………..riding crop with a bone handle?

And those things would be…………whistles? ………………metal nunchucks?

I hope this cover isn’t representative of the plot, ’cause I didn’t think Dick Francis was into surrealism.