Author: Pegasus

It’s not so much the cover, which is typical of the era, but the content of the book itself:

• Each book a complete story based on actual scripts
• Look for the next book in the Days of Our Lives continuing series

“My only crime was that I trusted my family,” Mickey explained to the jury. “Realizing that the people I loved betrayed me, I bought a gun. I wanted to kill everyone who had lied to me.” And I still could! he added silently.

Is it just me, or does this strike anybody else as damning by faint praise?

Of course, the real reason you need to know how to be your own bodyguard is to protect you from your your fellow inmates, when you’re doing time behind bars for assault with a crowbar.

These birds will not only peck out your eyes, but they’ll take your souuulll.

Or not. Ew.

I put these on display in the window without noticing the, um, unfortunate juxtaposition, until Jimmy pointed it out the next day. Yes, the white stripes were lined up just like that.